Buying Fruit for Bird Children

I don’t mind buying fruit for my littles. It’s a perfectly healthy snack, helps their little bodies absorb iron, and looks great on the table. But, my children are baby birds.

I spend half of my life getting them fruit that they take 2 bites of and leave to rot 🤪. I spend the other half of my life picking up and eating the rest of the abandoned fruit.

My life has gone from being a hospitality professional to a scavenging squirrel. Best promotion ever!